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Belinda blinked, it wasn't a dream, the job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket and silk blouse.

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Genre: Fiction
Author: Jamie Morton
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release: 2017-09-26
File: 224 Pages
ISBN-13: 9781501180699

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What would you do if your dad wrote an erotic novel? Jamie Morton’s answer was to share his dad’s tale of sexual adventure, Belinda Blinked 1, with the world. He embarked on a life-changing literary journey with his two best mates, creating the hilarious, filthy number one podcast phenomenon My Dad Wrote a Porno. Belinda blinked, it wasn’t a dream, the job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket and silk blouse… Now, for the first time you can own the full text of Rocky Flintstone’s seminal masterpiece Belinda Blinked 1, along with James, Jamie, and Alice’s baffled, delighted, and disgusted commentary. My Dad Wrote a Porno is packed full of bonus material, from the official drinking game rules to Rocky’s exclusive insights into his erotic exposé of the pots and pans industry. You’ll never look at a pomegranate the same way again…

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Genre: Humor
Author: Jamie Morton
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release: 2017-09-26
File: 224 Pages
ISBN-13: 9781501180705

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The fully annotated, fully filthy, fully hilarious book from the Number 1 podcast sensation My Dad Wrote a Porno Belinda blinked, it wasn't a dream, the job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket and silk blouse... So begins Belinda Blinked, Rocky Flintstone's now-legendary porno (sorry, erotic novel), and so began My Dad Wrote a Porno, the outrageously funny podcast begun by Rocky's son and two friends and now adored by legions of fans, having been downloaded over ten million times. Now the steamy book that became a podcast sensation is a book again: the ultimate annotated edition of Belinda Blinked, with all the original text, all the podcast team's baffled, delighted and disgusted commentary, and huge amounts of new material, including - character profiles - analysis of the themes and motifs of the novel - a detailed look at the ins and outs of the pots and pans industry - a quiz - illustrations: how exactly do you grab someone's cervix? - Rocky's own response to his new-found fame. All that, plus of course the pleasure of holding the real text of Belinda Blinked in your hands; relive the initial interview, the tombola, the fundraising party for the Asses and Donkeys Trust, and so much more. My Dad Wrote a Porno: the book is the funniest, naughtiest, strangest book of a podcast of a book you'll ever read. This book contains adult content and is not suitable for those under the age of 18

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Genre: Fiction
Author: Jamie Morton
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release: 2016-10-27
File: 240 Pages
ISBN-13: 9781786483492

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An erotic story of sexual activity, dripping action and even bigger business deals; Keep following the sexiest sales girl in business as she continues to earn her huge bonus by being the best at removing her tight silken blouse. Welcome back to Belinda's world of global pots and pans sales. Things are heating up quite nicely what with potential new promotions and more dalliances with the increasing customer clientele and their acquaintances. Belinda gets the chance to again wear her sexy show jumping outfit giving off good vibrations which enable her to meet a very haute couture contact. An international job always means more travel and Belinda oddly finds herself in another very sticky European situation. It would be impossible to not let her primal feelings show through and have a couple of dog days but as always Belinda does her best. The pace is however intoxicating, as she eventually finds time to assess the first of her Regional Sales Managers. But there is time to relax with the Glee Team as they destroy all the rules of female behaviour whilst grabbing a bit of much needed sand, sun and sea. With New Guinea artefacts and more new customers to satisfy it's all go. Finally it's back to London where Belinda gets an opportunity to assess the second of her Regional Sales Managers as well as the spiral staircase leading from her garage to her laundry room.... what more could you want... well perhaps the cliff hanger of all cliff hangers?

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Genre: Fiction
Author: Rocky Flintstone
Publisher: R A Flitstone
Release: 2017-10-09
File: 120 Pages
ISBN-13:

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Keep following the sexiest sales girl in business as she continues to earn her big, huge bonus by being the best at removing her tight silken stockings.... From Rocky Flintstone, the self published author who put the 'rot' in Erotica, the 4th book of the Belinda Blinked series leaves the faithful reader again gasping for oxygen as treason threatens the very fabric of our world. Belinda Blinked 3 ended in high suspense as super villain, Herr Wolfgang Bisch, exposed his plans to dominate the world of Pots and Pans, taking Belinda's company down in the process. But, Belinda has set a blistering pace and her customers are unrelenting, they need Belinda to be on top of her game as they continue to order more and more of the products they so love from their favourite International Sales Director. After all, a pot is a pot and a pan is a pan... so why not buy them from the best? Yes, great sex, betrayal, large breasts and hotel room chatter, never mind the odd bottle of Australian Chardonnay, a Gin and Tonic and even better consensual sex all come together to give you... faithful reader, a sexually charged atmospheric ride through Belinda Blinked 4.... You've been warned!

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Genre: Fiction
Author: Rocky Flintstone
Publisher: Flintstone's bits....
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File: 69 Pages
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An equal parts haunting and hilarious deep-dive review of history’s most notorious and cold-blooded serial killers, from the creators of the award-winning Last Podcast on the Left Since its first show in 2010, The Last Podcast on the Left has barreled headlong into all things horror, as hosts Henry Zebrowski, Ben Kissel, and Marcus Parks cover subjects spanning Jeffrey Dahmer, werewolves, Jonestown, and supernatural phenomena. Deeply researched but with a morbidly humorous bent, the podcast has earned a dedicated and aptly cultlike following for its unique take on all things macabre. In their first book, the guys take a deep dive into history’s most infamous serial killers, from Ted Bundy to John Wayne Gacy, exploring their origin stories, haunting habits, and perverse predilections. Featuring newly developed content alongside updated fan favorites, each profile is an exhaustive examination of the darker side of human existence. With appropriately creepy four-color illustrations throughout and a gift-worthy paper over board format, The Last Book on the Left will satisfy the bloodlust of readers everywhere.

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Genre: Humor
Author: Ben Kissel
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Release: 2020-04-07
File: 304 Pages
ISBN-13: 9781328566225

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PUBLISHERS WEEKLY BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR In “one of the most sensitive, nuanced examinations of father and son relationships” (The Boston Globe), award-winning writer Chris Offutt struggles to understand his recently deceased father, based on his reading of the 400-plus novels his father—a well-known writer of pornography in the 1970s and 80s—left him in his will. Andrew Offutt was considered the “king of twentieth-century smut,” with a writing career that began as a strategy to pay for his son’s orthodontic needs and soon took on a life of its own, peaking during the 1970s when the commercial popularity of the erotic novel reached its height. With his dutiful wife serving as typist, Andrew wrote from their home in the Kentucky hills, locked away in an office no one dared intrude upon. In this fashion he wrote more than four hundred novels, including pirate porn, ghost porn, zombie porn, and secret agent porn. The more he wrote, the more intense his ambition became and the more difficult it was for his children to be part of his world. Over the long summer of 2013, his son, Chris, returned to his hometown to help his now widowed mother move out of his childhood home. As he began to examine his father’s manuscripts and memorabilia, journals, and letters, he realized he finally had an opportunity to gain insight into the difficult, mercurial, sometimes cruel man he’d loved and feared in equal measure. Only in his father’s absence could he truly make sense of the man and his legacy. In My Father, the Pornographer, Offutt takes us on the journey with him, reading his father’s prodigious literary output as both a critic and as a son seeking answers. He “enters the darkest and most mysterious of places—the cave of a monstrous enigma named Andrew J. Offutt—armed with nothing but his own restless curiosity. Spoiler alert: He makes it out alive, walking into the daylight to bring us a deeper, funnier, more tender and more heartbroken truth—and his masterpiece” (Michael Chabon).

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Genre: Biography & Autobiography
Author: Chris Offutt
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release: 2017-04-11
File: 272 Pages
ISBN-13: 9781501112478

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Paul Verhoeven's father, John, is a cop. Well, an ex-cop. Long since retired, John spent years embroiled in some of the seediest, scariest intrigue and escapades imaginable. Paul, however, is something of an artsy, sensitive soul who can't understand why he doesn't have the same heroism and courage as his dad. One day, John offers Paul the chance of a lifetime- he'll spill his guts, on tape, for the first time ever, and try to get to the bottom of this difference between them. What unfolds is a goldmine of true-crime stories, showing John's dramatic (and sometimes dodgy) experience of policing in Sydney in the 1980s. The crims, the car chases, the frequent brushes with death and violence, and the grey zone between what's ethical and what's effective- finally Paul gets real insight into what's formed his father's character. Thrilling, fascinating and often laugh-out-loud funny, Loose Unitsis a high-octane adventure in policing, integrity and learning what your father is reallyall about.

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Genre: Police
Author: Paul Verhoeven
Publisher: Random House Australia
Release: 2018-07-30
File: 272 Pages
ISBN-13: 9780143783169

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As you know from Belinda Blinked 1; Belinda is the Sales Director for Steele's Pots and Pans. Based in central London she is the expert in cracking the most difficult of accounts. This is a modern story of sex, erotica and dripping passion. Read how the sexiest sales girl in business earns her huge bonus by being the best at removing her silk blouse. Belinda continues her adventures, this time she travels to Amsterdam where she meets her first large international client. She is literally carpeted by Dr. Pieter Robbins who is in charge of contracts. Assisted by his secretary Helga, Belinda makes it through to her evening out on the town with Managing Director and Chairman Peter Rouse. At an exclusive casino Belinda meets the influential Russian Grigor Calanski and his personal assistant Lara Alexandra Kuznetsov. Calanski introduces Belinda to the Countess Zara of Leningrad who gives her a Russian style induction to her group of contacts. Eventually Belinda gets back to her office in London and flies out the next day with one of her Glee Team, Bella, to tie up a deal with Jim Stirling in the USA. Here she meets Hank Skank Jim's right hand man. Belinda continues her goal of getting in the business by getting off with the major players in the male dominated world of big business. Read and learn!

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Genre: Fiction
Author: Rocky Flintstone
Publisher: Flintstone Epics
Release: 2017-11-22
File: 100 Pages
ISBN-13:

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Smart, edgy, hilarious, and unabashedly raunchy New York Times bestselling author Samantha Irby explodes onto the printed page in her uproarious first collection of essays. Irby laughs her way through tragicomic mishaps, neuroses, and taboos as she struggles through adulthood: chin hairs, depression, bad sex, failed relationships, masturbation, taco feasts, inflammatory bowel disease and more. Updated with her favorite Instagramable, couch-friendly recipes, this much-beloved romp is treat for anyone in dire need of Irby's infamous, scathing wit and poignant candor.

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Genre: Literary Collections
Author: Samantha Irby
Publisher: Vintage
Release: 2013-09-13
File: 256 Pages
ISBN-13: 9780988825864

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