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Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!

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Genre: Humor
Author: Craig Yoe
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
Release: 2013-01-08
File: 12 Pages
ISBN-13: 9781604333084

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Little Penis is back—and this time, our perpetually perky protagonist is wearing his Santa Hat! This perfect parody is bound to grow on you! In keeping with its predecessors, Little Penis and Little Penis: Oh, The Places You’ll Grow!, this festive new addition to the series is sure to get a rise out of even the Grinchiest Scrooge in your life! Little Penis Santa Claus is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer…and get your camera ready for some photo-ops, because you won’t be able to resist animating the fuzzy little finger puppet in this hysterical parody of the popular puppet book format.’”

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Genre: Humor
Author: Craig Yoe
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
Release: 2018-10-30
File: 12 Pages
ISBN-13: 9781604334470

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The adventures of Little Penis continue! He’s been around the block but he’s ready for more- and not letting anything stand in his way! This finger puppet parody book continues the story of Little Penis, and this time, he’s ready for new heights, great sights, and some positive vibes! Just put your finger in the puppet hole and read along as he shakes off his lows and gets back on the rise!

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Genre: Humor
Author: Craig Yoe
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
Release: 2013-11-05
File: 12 Pages
ISBN-13: 1604334509

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This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away the strangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time.

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Genre: Humor
Author: Christopher Behrens
Publisher: Quirk Books
Release: 2006
File: 18 Pages
ISBN-13: 9781594741487

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Its not the size of Gods Doodle that matters; its the inside that counts. The macabre and the bloodcurdling, the funny and the sad, distilled from myth, world cultures, religion, literature, science, medicine and contemporary life; when it comes to the penis everyones a critic. “When the prick stands up, the brains get buried in the ground. –Yiddish Proverb Throughout history, man has revered his penis as his “most precious ornament. From small to large, thick to thin, smooth to wrinkled, Hickman lets the history of this mystery hangout for all to see. It is a stiff subject, but we easily settle in with the likes of Bill Clinton, Michelangelos David, and Shakespeare as they followed their heads. With precious detail given to precious material, if you were to wrap your hands around anything less than two-inches, it should be Gods Doodle, a brilliant history of the penis that hits the topic right on the head. It reaches through time and looks at how the penis trended long before one was ever posted on Twitter. You will be impotent with both laughter and information as you read “...subtly, unhurriedly and mercilessly (Alex Comfort The Joy of Sex), as Hickman discusses ancient literatures and mathematical quandaries of possible positions, such as Greeces “the lion on the cheese-grater, which still keeps scholars from being cocksure about the potential.

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Genre: Science
Author: Tom Hickman
Publisher: Catapult
Release: 2013-10-21
File: 234 Pages
ISBN-13: 9781593765705

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A few years ago, Simon Morley and David Friend began performing their repertoire of dick tricks' live onstage in Melbourne. After a hit first season at the 1998 Melbourne Comedy Festival, they embarked on a national tour, which took eight months, covered 20,000 kilometres and was captured in all its glory in the documentary 'Tackle Happy'. Receiving overwhelming critical acclaim at the 2000 Edinburgh Festival, Puppetry of the Penis was a sell-out West End hit in London, and took New York and North America by storm in 2001. The show now continues to travel the world, liberating and enthralling its audiences, having now been performed in 3 languages, in over 30 countries, by over 60 Puppeteers trained up by the masters. Simon and David officially now have the "most famous, flaccid penises on earth". Now, for the first time, the secrets of the Ancient Australian Art of Genital Origami are revealed. Marvel at the Atomic Mushroom; be blown away by the Windsurfer; coo at the Baby Bird; be amazed by the Hamburger. This user's guide to an age-old art is a book that every man should study - and every woman should learn from.

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Author: Simon Morley
Publisher:
Release: 2010
File: 80 Pages
ISBN-13: 0646533797

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The cheekiest way to stay fit without leaving your home! On your marks, get set ... shag! No need for a PT, gym or bootcamp, swap the gym ball for your partner’s balls and embrace the horn. Features 60 sexercises with easy to follow instructional diagrams and tips to make getting fit much more fun. All you need is a willing housemate and a mountain of contraception. Select your favourite positions, repeat until you feel the burn.

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Genre: Humor
Author: Joe Dicks
Publisher: Random House
Release: 2018-09-13
File: 128 Pages
ISBN-13: 9781473562745

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Of all the strange books Quirk has published, few are stranger than Penis Pokey—the illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every page features a full-color illustration with one thing (a banana, a hot dog, a sea serpent) missing—and male readers are challenged to complete the picture. Now Quirk is raising the bar even higher with the Penis Pokey Activity Book. Here are all-new pokey illustrations, a dry-erase marker, and a host of challenging new activities—including a maze, a connect-the-dots, complete-the-pictures, and more. If you loved the original Penis Pokey, the all-new Penis Pokey Activity Book will take your breath away!

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Genre: Humor
Author: Christopher Behrens
Publisher:
Release: 2009
File: 18 Pages
ISBN-13: 9781594744211

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An adorable finger puppet peeks through a die-cut hole on each page making this book an excellent way to read and play.

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Genre: Juvenile Fiction
Author: Chronicle Books
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release: 2006-09-28
File: 12 Pages
ISBN-13: 0811854582

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Who is Pusheen? This collection of oh-so-cute kitty comics—featuring the chubby, tubby tabby who has taken the Internet by storm—will fill you in on all the basics. Things you should know about Pusheen. Birthday: February 18 Sex: Female Where she lives: In the house, on the couch, underfoot Her favorite pastime: Blogging, sleeping Her best feature: Her toe beans Her favorite food: All of them Pusheen is a pleasantly plump cat who has warmed hearts and tickled funny bones of millions worldwide with her signature GIF animated bops, bounces, and tail wiggles. Now, Pusheen is ready to make the leap from digital to print in her first comic collection! Learn what makes her purr and find out why millions of people have already fallen in love with this naughty, adorable kitty. Featuring some of the most popular stories from Pusheen’s Tumblr and Facebook pages (plus a healthy serving of never-before-seen material), I Am Pusheen the Cat is a treat for cat lovers and comics fans alike.

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Genre: Humor
Author: Claire Belton
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release: 2013-10-29
File: 192 Pages
ISBN-13: 9781476747125

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